You're Racist for Caring About Wolves
Plus: A 'faith-forward' Democrat ogles porn stars, an American communist simps for China, and a Kennedy scion embraces his degenerate legacy
It’s Friday, November 14
Democrats finally agreed to end the government shutdown after “cracking like dogs,” according to the president. That’s not a real saying, but he could’ve meant “caving like bitches.” In the eyes of most Democrats, that’s exactly what happened. Party leaders threw a performative tantrum to rile up their base of overeducated white women with crippling smartphone addictions. They bombarded the woke Karens with TikTok ads about how Republicans shut the government down to abolish health care and food stamps for disabled trans children. And it worked! They got what they actually wanted—a good result in the off-year elections—then immediately threw the sick, starving children under the campaign bus. Journalists and other Democratic voters are pissed that their elected leaders didn’t have balls to ruin everyone’s Thanksgiving, which is why Democratic lawmakers who ranted about the “cruelty” of the shutdown are (at least pretending to be) furious that it’s finally over.
Why It Matters: Establishment Democrats appear to have borrowed the playbook their GOP counterparts used to discredit and destroy themselves during the Obama administration. The end result was Donald Trump winning the 2016 election after seizing control of the Republican Party and more or less burning it to the ground. As we have often said in this space, the 2028 Democratic primary is going to be an absolute freak show—assuming Trump caves like a bitch and lets the election take place. But the midterm elections are just around the corner, and Democrats are primed for their own version of a Tea Party revolt. It’s going to be wild. Keep your loved ones close, and the popcorn closer.
Speaking of the Democratic Party’s exciting future...
Jimmy Track Porn: James Talarico, the “faith-forward” Texas Senate candidate who is studying to be a Presbyterian minister, has been hailed as a rising star of this brave new Democratic Party. Obama praised his authentic style and called him a “terrific, talented young man.” Journalists love him, obviously. Some have convinced themselves that Talarico is the ideal candidate who will finally “turn Texas blue.” That’s not going to happen, mainly because he is on video spouting woke nonsense like, “God is non-binary,” and “modern science obviously recognizes [that] there are six [biological sexes].”
Axios reported this week that Talarico, sometimes referred to as “Beto O’Rourke 2.0,” follows a number of porn stars and escorts on Instagram. We were shocked to learn that none of them identify as trans or non-binary, which suggests that Talarico doesn’t have what it takes to compete in a Democratic primary. In the interest of giving our readers the crucial context they require to make sense of these explosive revelations, we have compiled the following list:
Bentlee
Jacquelyn
Giselle
Megan
Camelot’s Last Gasp: Jack Schlossberg, the 32-year-old TikTok user and sentient boat shoe, is running for Congress in New York. On the one hand, he’s a mentally deranged internet addict who’s never held a real job. On the other hand, he’s a Kennedy with hair (that isn’t red). There are apparently still some Democrats—and many journalists—inclined to find this impressive.
Schlossberg is the lone grandson of John F. Kennedy, the renowned sexual predator who served as president of the United States. His great-grandfather, Joseph P. Kennedy, was a Nazi sympathizer who sought to forge an alliance with Adolf Hitler in the early stages of World War II. His great-uncle, Ted Kennedy, was also a prolific sex pest who served in the U.S. Senate and suffered no consequences after killing a woman with his car. He comes from a storied line of Nantucket douche bros, philandering alcoholics, and goon-faced Habsburgian freaks.
We warned you this would happen back in 2020 after Schlossberg’s cousin, former representative Joe Kennedy III, lost the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate. Like a malignant tumor, the Kennedys always return.
An American Communist in Beijing: Hasan Piker, the pro-communist, anti-Israel influencer, went to China this week and was immediately harangued by regime authorities. He trembled like a bitch as the ChiCom goons descended on his entourage of “swagged out white boys who love China.” The video feed cut out seconds later. After regaining his composure, Piker defended the communist thugs. “They were being extra attentive to make sure that, you know, no one is, uh, you know, making fun of Mao or anything like that,” he said.
The Pod Save America bros and other mainstream elements of the Democratic Party have embraced Piker as an ally in their quest to win back young voters—an interesting choice given his comments about how the United States “deserved” 9/11 and how awful it was that America won the Cold War. While traipsing around Tiananmen Square this week, Piker explained that he had no “patriotism in his heart...for America,” while China represents “everything that I love.” He was especially fond of the “Soviet-era building blocks next to the Gucci store.”
Piker was joined by Will Neff, the swagged out white boy who attracted the ChiCom speech police by flaunting an AI-image of Mao Zedong with Piker’s face. Before pursuing a career as an anti-capitalist influencer, Neff was a banking scion and squash team captain at Blair Academy, a prestigious boarding school that costs nearly $80,000 per year to attend. No one will complain if they decide to stay.
Foot Worship (Not Involving Glenn Greenwald): Left-wing radio host Stephanie Miller bragged about planting a sloppy kiss on Jasmine Crockett’s expensive sneakers. She even posted a photo. Crockett is another “rising star” in the Democratic Party. The congresswoman from Texas, best known for her sassy vibe and potty mouth, is reportedly thinking about joining Talarico in the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate.
READ MORE: Even the Liberal Media Can’t Whitewash Jasmine Crockett’s Toxic Narcissism
Old Man Interrupts Dinner: Former president Joe Biden, who turns 83 next week, shuffled into an Italian restaurant in Northern Virginia like a dementia patient on his way to the game room for bingo night. Some of the patrons were more excited than others.
Real Queen of Genius: Kamala Harris, one of the least competent candidates of the 21st century, is still on tour plugging 107 Days, her awful book about the election. It’s an incoherent mess that reveals just how little the author understands about how politics works or why she lost. This week Harris explained that her failure to run a compelling campaign was actually a brilliant strategic choice that she executed to perfection—even though she didn’t win. “I understood the game that was being played, and I made a decision that I wasn’t gonna get played,” she said. “Yeah, three-dimensional chess, I’m telling you.”
The Ruins of Wokeness: The New York Times has an amazing story about the Sierra Club, one of the oldest environmental activist groups in the country, having been pulverized by the Great Awokening of 2020. The club was captured by radicals wanting to focus less on defending the environment and more on achieving social justice through performative nonsense.
It issued an “equity language guide,” which warned employees to be cautious about using the words “vibrant” and “hardworking,” because they reinforced racist tropes. “Lame duck session” was out, because “lame” was offensive. Even “Americans” should be avoided, the guide said, because it excluded non-U. S. citizens.
After the murder of George Floyd in 2020, the group called for defunding the police and providing reparations for slavery.
The club even turned on its own founder, John Muir, with Mr. Brune saying the environmental icon had used “deeply harmful racist stereotypes” in his writings about Native Americans and Black people in the 1860s.
Things quickly spiraled out of control. In 2022, activists urged the Sierra Club to promote “antiracism and justice” by canceling its sightseeing operation in Israel. “Palestine is an environmental issue from our standpoint,” Erica Dodt, the president of a left-wing union that includes Sierra Club employees, told the Times. “People are a huge part of our environment.”
Delia Malone, an ecologist who volunteered for the Sierra Club in Colorado, was the subject of an internal investigation after a staff member scolded her for caring about wolves.
Ms. Malone thought that someone else in the chapter had filed a complaint. She recalled an incident when a club staff member had scolded her for saying that the club should lobby Colorado’s legislature for more protections for wolves.
“One of the staff said, ‘That’s fine, Delia. But what do wolves have to do with equity, justice and inclusion?’” Ms. Malone said.
Forgive Us Our Sins, O Drug Lord: Back in August, the Associated Press wrote a puff piece about some of the Hezbollah terrorists injured after Israel blew up their pagers in one of the most sophisticated intelligence operations in history. This week the wire service published a heartwarming ode to a cockfighting crime boss who sadly perished in one of Trump’s air strikes on Venezuelan narco-terrorists:
Luis “Che” Martínez was killed in the first strike. A burly 60-year-old, Martínez was a longtime local crime boss, and he made most of his living smuggling drugs and people across borders, according to several people who knew him.
He had been jailed by Venezuelan authorities on human-trafficking charges after a boat he had operated capsized in December 2020, killing about two dozen people, law enforcement officials said at the time. Among those who died in the accident were two of his sons and a granddaughter, relatives told the AP. The AP was not able to determine the disposition of his criminal case, but Martínez was eventually released from custody and returned to smuggling people and drugs, according to acquaintances.
Though they detested what he did for a living — and the control Martínez and similar criminals exerted over their villages — several residents said they appreciated how Martínez contributed annually to the town’s festival of the Virgin of the Valley, the patroness of fishermen, and he spent lavishly in local shops and restaurants. He also bet heavily on cockfights, a popular pastime, a bird breeder said.
May his memory be a blessing.
Conspiracy Theories for the Ungifted: Got an email from Tucker Carlson this week. What is this shit? It’s like the stuff they teach you and all the other morons whose grades weren’t good enough for AP Conspiracy Theories.
Coming soon: Bigfoot’s human interpreter tells Tucker about the Jewish plot to destroy his native planet.
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G-d is immanent, immortal, all-wise and all-loving, at least according to those who study the matter. No human is all of these, and the vast majority are none of them. So where does Talarico, or anyone else, get off describing G-d as belonging in any category (non-binary or anything else) established to define a subset of humanity? This is a prima facie Category Error, as any student of Philosophy 101 should be able to tell you.
Enough with this bulls-t. Don't take these morons seriously, they don't deserve it.
I want to go on record that I told you all. You said it couldn't get any worse and I say, yeah, it can get even worse. And here we have the new Stiles Section and clearly the world is getting worse. Or at least more stupid.