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East Coast Rando's avatar

"Otherwise it’s just a sparkling deescalation."

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

FLGenX's avatar

“[Trump] efforts to destigmatize male bonding on the global stage are a small but crucial step toward solving the loneliness epidemic we keep hearing about.” First of many LOL’s, thank you. Hilarious article as usual.

Thomas F Micka's avatar

"Free Association" Beacon?

ANDREW LAZARUS's avatar

Mamdani balanced the NYC budget and violent crime hit an all-time low. DSA Derangement Syndrome?

Crystal's avatar

I hope this is satire??? He did none of these things.

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New York City remains relatively safe for a major city in 2026, with overall crime slightly declining but significant variation across neighborhoods and crime types.

Overall Crime Trends

In 2026, NYC’s overall crime rate has decreased by approximately 3% compared to the previous year, continuing a trend of gradual improvement in major crimes such as murder, grand larceny auto, and burglary, while some categories like rape and felony assault have seen increases

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. The city recorded 375 murders and 639 hate crimes, making violent crime relatively rare compared to property crimes, which remain the most common offenses

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. Felony assaults, however, remain 40.4% above 2019 levels, highlighting ongoing concerns in certain areas

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It has only dropped by a couple of points...that's not enough to actually count but on the budget, he has tried to pass one of the most outrageous tax plans in the world.

Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

Had to see what an empathy dish looks like. It’s just a bowl with empathy printed inside. Created by a diverse-owned and woman-owned local business (so a black woman?) it’s not really that creative.

Robert Goldman's avatar

You did it again that's right you did it. You made me smile God damn it. Even the way the shit's going on around here and how that MOA is not working out because we know the pinky swear isn't going anywhere and then you got to love JD scolding the Allies for saying hey wait a second what the hell is going on? Yeah but yeah you made us laugh you made a smile the palate cleanser is great it would have been better if it was a Japanese girl instead of some Japanese freak. But that's just me or maybe not. Keep it up boy that smiles hurting my face.