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Mark's avatar

I never heard of Goff before but now she's my favorite celebrity. I want more articles, and photos. The rest of the stuff you wrote was just OK.

Jim Buckley's avatar

I appreciate the photographs of May Goff and am now reassured that your vetting process has been corrected and duly enhanced, but the photos did leave me wondering. Does the marvellous Ms. May have additional limbs or appendages??

JimmyinTEXAS's avatar

Strange, you wonder that. LOL No one else does...

HR Q's avatar

I really don't think that Ryan Goodman should be permitted in men's locker rooms or bathrooms (unless they are located in Canada). We should double-check his preferred pronouns.

Karen Kirkpatrick's avatar

Well, if you like artificial boobs and silicone filled lips, yeah...great.

Karen Kirkpatrick's avatar

lol...I'm too old to be jealous. Back in the day, I didn't need artifice.

Unwoke in Idaho's avatar

Mrs Goff is going to have back problems

Jim Richardson's avatar

You closed exceptionally well with this post Andrew.

BradleyStuartHouston's avatar

Congratulations, Daddy! Great writing, btw.

JimmyinTEXAS's avatar

"Sorry For Killing Those Terrorists"... NOT!!!

Duane Pellervo's avatar

Is it really necessary to screw over Canada even more than Trump has?

JimmyinTEXAS's avatar

Trump?? Don't you mean Trudeau? Talk about screwing over Canada, Trudeau is king.